MUK LUKS® His and Hers Socks
We get it. You're together. But you're never going to hear me gush "OHEMGEE you're like the CUTEST couple EVER!!!" And I'm not going to squeee with fake enthusiasm when you show up wearing matching sweaters. His and hers socks are fine, I guess. So long as you don't call each other shmoopkins and rub your noses together like that ever again.