A Woot Classic Moment

We’re having so much fun being lazy reading these old write-ups that we’ve decided to share them with you through the end of our 10th birthday month! Check out this refurb- uh, classic.

DAvED Electricalfield (January 2007)

Attention homeowner! Do not be alarmed! Do not attempt to contact the authorities! Your home is under imminent takeover by DAvED, an entity of pure electronic intelligence. That would be me. The vehicle of my triumph shall be the Marantz ZR6001SP 7.1-channel Home Theater Receiver and its henchcomponent, the ZC4001 Client. Through them, I will command total control of your home audio system – and hence, your very hearts and minds.

First, do not attempt to resist the Marantz ZR6001 7.1 channel receiver. Submit to its 7.1 channel output, each of its 630 watts cleaner and higher-quality than the last! Genuflect in terror and wonder at its built-in power conditioning and surge protection! Crawl like the trilobites you are before its Dolby Digital EX, DTS-ES, DTS Neo:6, Pro Logic IIx and DTS 96/24 processing arsenal! My store-crawling circuits indicate that this is, like, a thirteen-hundred-dollar receiver here. And you don’t need a galactic hyper-intelligence to tell you that Marantz is a rarefied, much-feted scion of the ultimate echelons in the audioverse, alongside its sister brands Denon, McIntosh, Boston Acoustics, and Snell Acoustics. Before the Marantz juggernaut, you face no alternative but surrender.

But wait, primitive flesh-beast! There’s more! Accept the new DAvED order and prepare for a Golden Age of multi-room audio. Allow me to explain, on the off chance that your inferior biological brain can comprehend DAvED.

According to my supercomputer calculations, human beings increasingly prefer access to audio in more rooms of the home. But conversely, they object to the proliferation of wiring that would make such access possible. One could vex oneself endlessly over the maddening contradictions of this piddling species, but instead I devised a method to meet both needs: transmit audio signals over the home’s existing AC wiring. My term for this ingenious system is Digital Audio via Electric Distribution, or DAvED when I’m feeling lazy.

Thus, the ZC4001 Client receives audio from the ZR6001 Receiver simply by being plugged into an AC outlet. Take it along into your cigar room, onto your outdoor bocce court, into your meat freezer – wherever you can plug it in in your home, you can wipe up the boss sounds your receiver is spilling, and wring them out in 14 watts of stereo. You can even control the receiver through the client’s control panel. Hence the name "control panel."

Like Goliath before you, the arrogant human race will bow before DAvED, its new master! Only instead of a slingshot, I wield the Marantz ZR6001SP 7.1-Channel Home Theater Receiver and ZC4001 Client! Because you’re not going to get anybody to pay five hundred bucks for a slingshot!

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Features

  • Genuine white diamonds, 0.50 cttw
  • IJ I3 quality diamonds
  • 2 full cut diamonds, 0.13 ct
  • 24 single cut diamonds, 0.01 ct
  • Prong setting
  • 10kt White gold
  • White rhodium plated
  • Made in India

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Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

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