With cargo shorts, you're not just some schmuck who's walking around with a bunch of raw shrimp in his pocket. No, sir. You're "hauling a load of shrimp."
No longer are you just some dude whose pockets are stuffed to the gills with crackers. You're someone who's "transporting a shipment of crackers."
No longer are you just some ordianry loser who's got a pen in his pocket. You've "got a pen in your cargo bay."
Of course, there is the off-chance that someone might misinterpret what you're saying as some kind of creepy innuendo.
But then again, there's also the off-chance that you'll meet someone who's really into creepy innuendos. So you might as well try it out.
Features
Men's Galaxy by Harvic distressed vintage cargo utility shorts, garment dyed piece by piece. Great for everyday casual wear & wear to work wear. Machine wash cold with similar colors inside out, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed.
- D-Ring Tonal Belt
- Flat Front
- 100% Cotton
- 2 Slit Side Pockets
- 2 Side Cargo Pockets with Button Closure
- 2 Back Pockets with Flap Button Closure
- Drawstring design on cargo pocket and on bottom hem
- Distressed Wash, Vintage Look
- Lands Below Knee
- 190 GSM, High Density Twill Cotton
- Imported, Made in China
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 | |
Waist | 31.5" | 33.5" | 35.5" | 37.5" | 39.5" | 41.5" |
Hip (3.5" up to crotch) | 43" | 45" | 47" | 49" | 51" | 53" |
F/R Including Waistband | 11.75" | 12" | 12.25" | 12.5" | 12.75" | 13" |
B/R Including Waistband | 16.5" | 17" | 17.25" | 17.5" | 17.75" | 18" |
Thigh at Crotch | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
Inseam | 10.5" | 11" | 11" | 11" | 11.5" | 11.5" |
Leg Opening | 22.5" | 23" | 23.5" | 24" | 24.5" | 25" |
In the box:
- (1) Galaxy by Harvic Belted Vintage Cargo Utility Shorts
Specs
30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 | |
Waist | 31.5" | 33.5" | 35.5" | 37.5" | 39.5" | 41.5" |
Hip (3.5" up to crotch) | 43" | 45" | 47" | 49" | 51" | 53" |
F/R Including Waistband | 11.75" | 12" | 12.25" | 12.5" | 12.75" | 13" |
B/R Including Waistband | 16.5" | 17" | 17.25" | 17.5" | 17.75" | 18" |
Thigh at Crotch | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
Inseam | 10.5" | 11" | 11" | 11" | 11.5" | 11.5" |
Leg Opening | 22.5" | 23" | 23.5" | 24" | 24.5" | 25" |
In the box:
- (1) Galaxy by Harvic Belted Vintage Cargo Utility Shorts
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- 3m 36.111s
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