Delicious
Woot’s Sparkly Stud Muffins
If you're like me, you want your breakfast to be just like everything else in your life: loaded. That's why I took the muffin, arguably the most milquetoast of breakfast foods (heh heh), and kicked it up a notch with the addition of some sprinkles. I mean some sparkles. I mean literal diamonds.
Ingredients:
Laptop
Muffin ingredients
14K Diamond Studs
Cleaning Supplies
Bed
Instructions:
1. Open the laptop and connect to the internet.
2. Search for a muffin recipe online.
3. Follow any instructions you find to make some muffins.
4. Get out your 14K diamond studs. Remove earring backs and stick earrings into muffins. The more earrings you use, the better the effect will be.
5. Um...now I guess take the earrings out if you get hungry and want to eat the muffin.
6. Also, you better clean the earrings off before you put them in your ears.
7. Go to sleep?
Features
- Genuine IGI certified white diamond
- 14kt yellow or white gold
- Color: H-I
- Clarity: I2-I3
- Made in the USA
- Screw post & nuts closure
- Includes IGI evaluation report showing certified color,clarity, and carat weight
- 1/4CTTW (3.2mm), 1/2CTTW (4mm), 1CTTW (5.12mm), 1.5CTTW (5.70mm), or 2.00CTTW (6.3mm)
- CTTW = Carat Total Weight for both studs
- Photographs depict examples of actual diamonds you will receive
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, APO, and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Genuine IGI Certified 14K Gold White Diamond Studs
- IGI evaluation report
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Genuine IGI Certified 14K Gold White Diamond Studs
- IGI evaluation report
Sales Stats
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