Shoe are you? Shoe shoe. Shoe shoe.
It's been said that you can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he wears. We agree.
In fact, if you come across a fella wearing these kicks, here's a list of things you can safely surmise about him:
- He is not currently barefoot.
- This man is an unsliced loaf of bread.
- He is not imitating Howard Hughes.
- He is wearing socks.
- He is not a minotaur.
- He can play every type of lute.
- He probably isn't anticipating an interaction with a bear today.
- He doesn't like the latest changes to YouTube.
- He can dance like up to 12 people are watching.
Features
- Almond toe
- Slip-on
- Topstitch detail
- Cushioned insole
- Imported
- Leather upper, manmade sole
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Size Chart | |
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Size: | Inches: |
7 | 9.625 |
7.5 | 9.75 |
8 | 10 |
8.5 | 10.125 |
9 | 10.25 |
9.5 | 10.5 |
10 | 10.625 |
10.5 | 10.75 |
11 | 11 |
11.5 | 11.125 |
12 | 11.25 |
13 | 11.625 |
14 | 12 |
15 | 12.25 |
In the Box:
(1) Joseph Abboud Patrick (Penny) and Genoa (Bit) Loafers
Specs
Size Chart | |
---|---|
Size: | Inches: |
7 | 9.625 |
7.5 | 9.75 |
8 | 10 |
8.5 | 10.125 |
9 | 10.25 |
9.5 | 10.5 |
10 | 10.625 |
10.5 | 10.75 |
11 | 11 |
11.5 | 11.125 |
12 | 11.25 |
13 | 11.625 |
14 | 12 |
15 | 12.25 |
In the Box:
(1) Joseph Abboud Patrick (Penny) and Genoa (Bit) Loafers
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 32.226s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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