Marrakech Kimonos or Towels - 3 Styles, One Size

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Don't Overdo It

The Kimono is the Mazda Miata of robes. The matching towel is the ground effects kit. Take that as you will.

Listen, we're not here to be overly judgmental. And we're not saying you don't look good in that zippy little kimono. We're just saying, maybe you shouldn't act so proud of it, because it gives off the wrong impression.

What you want people to think is, "That person is super fun and quirky!" Not "That person is clearly overcompensating for shortfalls in other parts of their life."

So next time you slip into that something-more-comfortable, here's what to do. Own it, but with a quiet confidence. Don't go strutting around with a smug look on your face, winking and shooting your finger guns at everyone who glances your way.

And for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT go swinging that matching towel around and snapping people in the tookus with it. Because people WILL make fun of you. And you'll be too wrapped up in your damaskness to even notice.

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Features

Note: Kimonos and towels sold separately

Kimonos:

  • 100% cotton for comfort
  • Waist tie
  • Print on both front and back of Kimono

Towels:

  • Soft cotton velour fabric
  • Comes rolled up and tied with a bow - perfect as a gift
  • Towel patterns designed to match kimono patterns

Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 30 day Manufacturer Warranty

Specs

Specifications for Kimonos
Material:                                                                                          100% Cotton
Measurement - Right Sleeve Tip to Left Sleeve Tip: 52.97 inches
Measurements - Neck to Bottom of Kimono: 41.87 inches
Care Instructions: Machine Wash Cold
Origin: China
Specifications for Towels
Material: Cotton Velour
GSM: 400
Size: 60 in x 30 in

In the Box:

(1) Marrakech Damask Kimono - Your Choice of Color

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(1) Marrakech Damask Towel - Your Choice of Color

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 55.775s
First Sucker:
lordxan
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 22% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 46% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 49% bought 1
  • 27% bought 2
  • 24% bought 3 or more

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Marrakech Kimonos or Towels- Your Choice
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