Can I Rub Those?
Look, I know how cliché this is, so I'm not even going to hide it. I like feet a lot. I'm not ashamed of it. So if we ever meet on the street and I see you wearing some of these beaded MUK LUKS® sandals, I'm going to just come right out and tell you that I'd like to have those toes in this mouth.
No, I'm not going to ask you on a date and buy you dinner first. I'm just going to tell you to sit down and release those fleshy little vixens. I might tickle them just a little at first. Maybe give them all a good sniff one at a time. And then I might whisper to them sweetly:
This little piggy goes in my mouth hole.
This little piggy can come too.
This little piggy tastes like circus peanuts.
This little piggy is a naughty one and needs a spankin'.
And this little piggy goes ...
:::wee oooh wee oooh wee oooh:::
CHEESE IT, IT'S THE FUZZ!
Features
- 100% polyurethane
- TPR sole
- 4" height - Sierra style
- 2.5" height - Aurora, Mila, & Maya styles
- Made in China
Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp rag
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the Box:
(1) MUK LUKS® Beaded Sandals - Your Choice
Specs
In the Box:
(1) MUK LUKS® Beaded Sandals - Your Choice
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 7m 52.004s
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