People used to have to play an instrument. Now it seems all they need is a pair of sunglasses.

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"Hey man, what's going on?"

Oh, just trying on all these Ray-Bans. What do you think of these?

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"They look good. So … what's with the alternately excited then disappointed throng of young girls outside the window right now?"

Not for sure, but I think they think I'm some kind of rock star or something when I put these on. Check it out.

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"Now watch. I'll take them off."

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I wonder if that'll work for me. Let's see. Hand me those Wayfarers, will ya?

"Sure. Here ya go."

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Huh. Nothing. Maybe if I try another style. Hand me the Black Aviators.

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No? Really? I don't get it. Give me the Gold Aviators.

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WHAT THE HECK, Man?

"I dunno. Maybe they just got tired of screaming and they're taking a break or something."

That's probably it. Ah well. Guess you can have these back now. Catch ya later.

"See ya!"

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