A Woot Classic Moment
We’re having so much fun being lazy reading these old write-ups that we’ve decided to share them with you through the end of our 10th birthday month! Check out this refurb- uh, classic.
Don’t Go Down To The Cellar (October 2006)
Such a pleasant place, Armida Winery in Sonoma County, California. Peaceful. Beautiful. Warm days, cool nights, fat Zinfandel grape clusters burgeoning on the vine. But behind this apparent tranquility lurks a grisly secret…
Hear that eerie chorus of children singing nursery rhymes? That always means something terrifying is going on, and in this case it’s the Poizin 2005 Sonoma County Zinfandel Trio. Maybe Armida Winery is built on an ancient Indian burial ground, or perhaps demonic possession is at work. Because when the lights go down, these mild-mannered vintners transform into dark priests of, uh, darkness.
And inside the black bottle with the red skull is their potion…their Poizin. The demon child of an unholy union between Zinfandel and Petite Sirah, Poizin is armed with a bold, fruit-forward character. And it’s coming for you.
Unscrew the top, if you dare. You’ll flee in terror from the raspberry, dark cherry, and brown spice notes clawing at your nose. Your mind will reel with blind panic when the ripe fruit and toasty oak flavor seizes hold of your tongue. You’ll scream in abject horror at the mild tannins and beg for a quick release from the lingering finish.
And then, like a victim of a zombie attack, you will be in thrall to Poizin forever, doomed to haunt the world of the living forever craving a jammy, rich, spicy Zin. Remember: Deep in the picturesque hills and valleys of Sonoma, no one can hear you scream.
Features
These stylish Ray-Ban sunglasses are both functional and trendy.
- Acetate or black rubberized frame
- Include extra set of lens
- 100% UV protection
- Stop click hinges
- Silicone nose pads
- Interchangeable lens frame
- Non-polarized
- Made in Italy
- Unisex
- Eye: 62mm
- Bridge: 20mm
- Temple: 130mm
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Ray-Ban RB4173 Wraparound Sunglasses - 3 Choices
- Hard case
- Cleaning cloth
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Ray-Ban RB4173 Wraparound Sunglasses - 3 Choices
- Hard case
- Cleaning cloth
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