It's All A Lie
Wear this watch: if you've licked a beater at least once in the past month.
Don't wear this watch: if you're afraid of salmonella poisoning.
Left to its own devices, this watch would: give that old hag, Betty Crocker, a real run for her money.
Rejected names for this watch include: "Banana Hammock" and "King Neptune's Delight"
If you owned this watch, people would say: "Blarghhhh" But then you'd realize it was just your cat's stomach, and that you had forgotten to feed him because you were so worried about what people would say about your new watch.
In 99% of uses, this watch doesn't: taste very good covered in chocolate.
Features
- Swiss quartz movement
- Water resistant up to 330 feet
- Stainless steel and ceramic case
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 5 year Manufacturer
Specs
Specifications | |
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Movement: | Swiss quartz |
Dial Window Material: | Sapphitek crystal |
Case Material: | Stainless steel & ceramic |
Case Diameter: | 44 mm |
Case Thickness: | 16 mm |
Clasp: | Buckle |
Band Material: | Silicone |
Band Width: | 20 mm |
Case Back: | Screw-down |
Bezel: | Stainless Steel & cermaic |
Bezel Function: | Unidirectional |
Crown: | Screw-down |
Calendar: | Date display at 4:00 |
Water Resistance: | 100 meters/330 feet |
Origin: | China |
In the Box:
(1) Swiss Legend Ladies' Neptune - 2 Colors
Specs
Specifications | |
---|---|
Movement: | Swiss quartz |
Dial Window Material: | Sapphitek crystal |
Case Material: | Stainless steel & ceramic |
Case Diameter: | 44 mm |
Case Thickness: | 16 mm |
Clasp: | Buckle |
Band Material: | Silicone |
Band Width: | 20 mm |
Case Back: | Screw-down |
Bezel: | Stainless Steel & cermaic |
Bezel Function: | Unidirectional |
Crown: | Screw-down |
Calendar: | Date display at 4:00 |
Water Resistance: | 100 meters/330 feet |
Origin: | China |
In the Box:
(1) Swiss Legend Ladies' Neptune - 2 Colors
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 19m 15.996s
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