In a fight between a wallet ninja and a wallet cable service provider, who will reign victorious? The answer might surprise you.

OK, so maybe that was a bit of a bait and switch. Of course the wallet ninja would win. Because what's cooler than a tiny, flat ninja you can put in your pocket? Nothing. In fact, here is a list of things that aren't nearly as cool or useful as a Wallet Ninja:

• Wallet nun
• Wallet tax preparer
• Wallet cheese wheel
• Wallet pink eye
• Wallet-to-wallet salesman
• Wallet wallet (it's a wallet for your wallet!)
• Walnut wallet (self-explanatory)
• Wallet walnut
• Wallet Feng Shui
• Wallet toilet plunger (actually ... )

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