Don't Overdo It
Listen, we're not here to be overly judgmental. And we're not saying you don't look good in that zippy little kimono. We're just saying, maybe you shouldn't act so proud of it, because it gives off the wrong impression.
What you want people to think is, "That person is super fun and quirky!" Not "That person is clearly overcompensating for shortfalls in other parts of their life."
So next time you slip into that something-more-comfortable, here's what to do. Own it, but with a quiet confidence. Don't go strutting around with a smug look on your face, winking and shooting your finger guns at everyone who glances your way.
And for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT go swinging that matching towel around and snapping people in the tookus with it. Because people WILL make fun of you. And you'll be too wrapped up in your damaskness to even notice.
Features
Note: Kimonos and towels sold separately
Kimonos:
- 100% cotton for comfort
- Waist tie
- Print on both front and back of Kimono
Towels:
- Soft cotton velour fabric
- Comes rolled up and tied with a bow - perfect as a gift
- Towel patterns designed to match kimono patterns
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 30 day Manufacturer Warranty
Specs
Specifications for Kimonos | |
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Material: | 100% Cotton |
Measurement - Right Sleeve Tip to Left Sleeve Tip: | 52.97 inches |
Measurements - Neck to Bottom of Kimono: | 41.87 inches |
Care Instructions: | Machine Wash Cold |
Origin: | China |
Specifications for Towels | |
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Material: | Cotton Velour |
GSM: | 400 |
Size: | 60 in x 30 in |
In the Box:
(1) Marrakech Damask Kimono - Your Choice of Color
-OR-
(1) Marrakech Damask Towel - Your Choice of Color
Specs
Specifications for Kimonos | |
---|---|
Material: | 100% Cotton |
Measurement - Right Sleeve Tip to Left Sleeve Tip: | 52.97 inches |
Measurements - Neck to Bottom of Kimono: | 41.87 inches |
Care Instructions: | Machine Wash Cold |
Origin: | China |
Specifications for Towels | |
---|---|
Material: | Cotton Velour |
GSM: | 400 |
Size: | 60 in x 30 in |
In the Box:
(1) Marrakech Damask Kimono - Your Choice of Color
-OR-
(1) Marrakech Damask Towel - Your Choice of Color
Sales Stats
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