The End
Can we all just agree already that it's no longer cool/funny/witty/original to start singing "The Future's So Bright (I Gotta Wear Shades)" every time you put on your sunglasses? It was probably funny for, what, a year, two years TOPS after that song came out? Just long enough for the joke writers of the Grammy's the year after to stage a bit where every presenter comes out wearing shades. And it wasn't even all that funny then.
But guess what? It's 27 years later and the "joke" is still going strong, which is more than I can say for the members of Timbuk3. What ever happened to those guys anyway? They're probably so disgusted that their grim message of nuclear fallout somehow managed to become the go-to anthem for graduates that they're holed up in a bomb shelter somewhere in the remote Nevada desert, totally disenchanted with us feeble-minded above-ground dwellers.
If not for them, then we owe it to ourselves to stop being so lame. So let's do it, guys. Let's stop singing that song every time we put on sunglasses.
I'll give you Corey Hart, though. That song's still totally my jam.
Features
Tom Ford sunglasses posses a strong confident personality in line with bold shapes and exclusive details that evoke the brand's unmistakable style.
- 100% UVA and UVB protection
- Scratch resistant
- Logo signature engraved on top left lens
- Made In Italy
Specs
Silver/Light Green (FT0145-018Q) or Rose/Light Brown (FT0145-028G):
Style: | Men's |
Frame Material: | Metal |
Size: | Eye: 54mm Bridge: 17mm Arm: 145mm |
Rose/Light Rose (FT0146-018Q):
Style: | Unisex |
Frame Material: | Metal |
Size: | Eye: 53mm Bridge: 15mm Arm: 145mm |
Brown/Light Burgundy (FT188-34T) or Purple/Gray (FT188-86B):
Style: | Women's |
Frame Material: | Plastic |
Size: | Eye: 58mm Bridge: 13mm Arm: 130mm |
Tortoise/Gray (FT202-56B):
Style: | Women's |
Frame Material: | Plastic |
Size: | Eye: 62mm Bridge: 12mm Arm: 135mm |
In the Box:
(1) Pair of Tom Ford Fashion Sunglasses
Specs
Silver/Light Green (FT0145-018Q) or Rose/Light Brown (FT0145-028G):
Style: | Men's |
Frame Material: | Metal |
Size: | Eye: 54mm Bridge: 17mm Arm: 145mm |
Rose/Light Rose (FT0146-018Q):
Style: | Unisex |
Frame Material: | Metal |
Size: | Eye: 53mm Bridge: 15mm Arm: 145mm |
Brown/Light Burgundy (FT188-34T) or Purple/Gray (FT188-86B):
Style: | Women's |
Frame Material: | Plastic |
Size: | Eye: 58mm Bridge: 13mm Arm: 130mm |
Tortoise/Gray (FT202-56B):
Style: | Women's |
Frame Material: | Plastic |
Size: | Eye: 62mm Bridge: 12mm Arm: 135mm |
In the Box:
(1) Pair of Tom Ford Fashion Sunglasses
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