Gone Fishin'
You ever done a good deed you regret? Then clearly you've never shown a homeless man your super secret pearl-fishing spot.
I figured it would be better than just giving him a dollar. I figured, hey, I'm going to do something that makes a real difference in someone's life. And I guess I did. But, surprisingly, it's MY life I changed that day. And not for the better.
You see, every time I walk past that corner where we first met (which is twice a day since it's on my way to work) he yells, "HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S THE PEARL MAN! C'mon pearl man, buy some of my pearl bracelets!" And of course I feel obligated, so I stop and say, "Alright. Show me what you got." And then he does.
He opens up that trench coat, lined from top to bottom with pearl bracelets. And underneath, he's completely nude. So yeah. Twice a day, every day not including weekends, I get an eyeful of Homeless Pete's "wares."
So I usually just close my eyes, point and say "Gimme that one." Cuz what else are ya gonna do, ya know?
Features
Mestige Seychelles Bracelet
Dip your wrist into the luscious embrace of the Seychelles Bracelet. The freshwater pearls gracefully exude natural beauty, thus making the bracelet a staple piece for your collection. Perfect for the cool and calm girl at heart!
Mestige Solise Bracelet
Trendy yet organic, the Solise Bracelet stands out for all the right reasons. Complete with 11 lush freshwater pearls, this piece is perfect for all day wear and looks smashing when paired with a crisp white button up shirt.
- Rhodium color plated hardware
- May not be suitable for all skin types
- Recommended for ages 14 and above
- Freshwater pearls are a genuine production of nature. Each pearl is made unique and may slightly vary in shape and color
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications: Seychelles Bracelet | |
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Length: | One size fits all (Stretch bracelet) |
Glass Bead Count: | 92 |
Pearl Count: | 63 Freshwater baroque |
Pearl Size: | 6.5-7.5 mm |
Bracelet Width: | 34.8 mm |
Specifications: Solise Bracelet | |
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Length: | 18 cm plus 3 cm extender |
Pearl Count: | 11 |
Pearl Size: | 7-8 mm |
Clasp: | Lobster claw |
In the Box:
(1) Mestige Seychelles Bracelet
-OR-
(1) Mestige Solise Bracelet
Specs
Specifications: Seychelles Bracelet | |
---|---|
Length: | One size fits all (Stretch bracelet) |
Glass Bead Count: | 92 |
Pearl Count: | 63 Freshwater baroque |
Pearl Size: | 6.5-7.5 mm |
Bracelet Width: | 34.8 mm |
Specifications: Solise Bracelet | |
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Length: | 18 cm plus 3 cm extender |
Pearl Count: | 11 |
Pearl Size: | 7-8 mm |
Clasp: | Lobster claw |
In the Box:
(1) Mestige Seychelles Bracelet
-OR-
(1) Mestige Solise Bracelet
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 11m 1.771s
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