A Woot Classic Moment
We’re too caught up in the frenzied celebration of our 10th birthday to write about today's product. Check out this refurbi- uh, classic write-up.
Twilight of the Wireless Gods (April 2007): Welcome to another installment of "Ask an Incontinent Viking," the gadget column hosted by Fjafalgnjir the Vexed, an 11th-century Danish warrior transported into a modern world he never made. Unfortunately, it turns out that loose stools are a side effect of time travel. But if Fjafalgnjir can hack his way through an entire village of Picts, he’s certainly not going to let a little tummyache keep him from answering your consumer electronics questions.
Q. I was considering upgrading the speed of my home wireless network by adding a ZyXEL M-202 XtremeMIMO USB Adapter. But I don’t have a ZyXEL MIMO router. Would I still notice an improvement in my connection speed and range?
A. By the beard of the serpent, aye, ye shall! Neither the mighty crow of the Valhallan cock Gullinkambi nor the scalding pyres of Muspelheim shall – oh, hold on a minute, ‘tis a churning in my bowels that demands release!
Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. The greatest swiftness and breadth shall come to he who conjoins his ZyXEL M-202 with its fellow ZyXEL MIMO devices, but it will improve the speed of 802.11b and most standard 802.11g networks surely as Thor slew Hrungnir of the triangle-shaped heart!
Q. What’s the best form of protection for my home wireless network?
A. Brigands and cutpurses are abroad in the land, with a covetous eye cast toward plundering your personal information! WEP 64/128 security soldiered nobly in its day, but only the latest battlements shall stand against – ah, man, I need to run to the toilet again. Hang on.
OK, I’m back. Anyway, yeah, the latest battlements! Right! Like WPA, WPA2, WPA-PSK, and Advanced Encryption Standard (AES)! Only behind these walls of figurative stone shall ye sleep the easy sleep of Brynhild, daughter of Budli!
Q. Do you enjoy living in the 21st century, or do you miss your own time?
A. Truly have I seen wonders far beyond what my countrymen dreamed of, beyond those of even fair Asgard itself! Yet had I known the foulness that would befall my bowels, verily shall I have forgone the voyage and remained – dammit! If you’ll excuse me, please, I really need to -
Features
- Designed for comfort
- 6-Pack Includes: Nude Underwire Bra (3), Black Lace Bra (3)
- Nude Bra Material: 94% Nylon/6% Spandex, Inner Cup: 100% Nylon
- Nude Bra has underwire for extra support and fully adjustable straps with triple row of hook and eye closures
- Black Lace Bra Material: 84% Nylon/16% Spandex, Inner Cup: 100% Nylon
- Black Lace Bra has fully adjustable straps with double row of hook and eye closures
- Imported
Wash Instructions: Machine wash warm, Gentle cycle with similar or like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Remove from dryer promptly.
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications | ||
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Size: | Over Bust: | Under Bust: |
38C | 37" | 33.5" |
38D | 38" | 33.5" |
40C | 38" | 35.5" |
40D | 39" | 35.5" |
44C | 40" | 39.5" |
44D | 41" | 39.5" |
In the Box:
(1) 6-Pack Comfort-Fit Underwire Bras, Nude and Black Lace
Specs
Specifications | ||
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Size: | Over Bust: | Under Bust: |
38C | 37" | 33.5" |
38D | 38" | 33.5" |
40C | 38" | 35.5" |
40D | 39" | 35.5" |
44C | 40" | 39.5" |
44D | 41" | 39.5" |
In the Box:
(1) 6-Pack Comfort-Fit Underwire Bras, Nude and Black Lace
Sales Stats
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