The Unstealthiest Ninja
Thanks for coming in, Frank. Take a seat. Listen, I hate to do this to you, but we've gotta let you go. I know, I know. This is just as hard for me as it is for you. You really had promise, kid. When we recruited you, we thought you'd be our best yet. But you see, the thing is ... well ... it's your sandals, Frank. People can hear you coming from a mile away. And that's just not good for business, you know?
Listen, I get it. You're on your feet all day, and those Muk Luks have a contoured cork midsole with arch support and comfy cow suede insole. Yes, yes. And the wedge design is very stylish. It's just that they're also very noisy. You understand.
Anyway, I'm sorry it had to be like this. I'd be happy to write you a letter of recommendation for your ...
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... oh, that must be Charlie now. Could you send him in on your way out? Thanks.
Features
Cara Thong Wedge
- 100% Polyester lining upper
- 100% polyester lining
- EVA sole
- Mid sole is contoured cork with arch support and cow suede insole
- Heel height: 2"
- Made in China
- Spot clean with a damp rag
Lea Slide Wedge
- 100% Polyester
- EVA sole
- Mid sole is contoured cork with arch support and cow suede insole
- Heel height: 2"
- Made in China
- Spot clean with a damp rag
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Muk Luks Cara or Lea Wedge Sandal
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Muk Luks Cara or Lea Wedge Sandal
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 6m 35.881s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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