Love is a lie.
Dear Jennifor,
I am so sorry. So, so, sorry. But by the time you read this, I will be gone.
We had a good run. Dating you has been the most noteworthy time of my life. I am leaving behind a simple gift for you: A lovely Swarovski Necklace. I hope it is a sufficient way of saying farewell.
You will undoubtedly be wondering why I made this decision. I thought it would be disrespectful of me to depart without explaining my choice. What follows is a list of reasons why I am leaving you.
- You tricked me into getting that tattoo.
- Your third cat, "Dr. Giggles," ate my antique chess set.
- You got angry and threw a can of soup at me. And then you got doubly angry because you didn't have any more soup.
- You called me "Hugh Jackman" during our special relationship time.
- You tried to start The Wave at my mother's funeral.
- Your seventh cat, "Cat-Toya Jackson," ate my prize-winning finches.
- You drank my 2009 Chateau Margaux and threw up all over my Rothko. Then you demanded Fatburger.
- That zipline in the apartment was just dangerous, and selling tickets to the public was entirely inappropriate.
- Your 12th cat, "Meowshawn Lynch," decided to set fire to my car.
- You stole my molars.
- That weird cough you do. It's just annoying.
- You left me in the woods that one week.
- Your 11th cat, "Purrcy Harvin," framed me for manslaughter.
Goodbye, Jennifor.
Features
Crystal Mandala Set | |
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Stud Dimensions: | 11mm |
Earring Crystal Size: | 2 x 5.2mm & 34 x 1.3mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Pendant Dimensions: | 11mm |
Snake Chain Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Pendant Crystal Size: | 34 x 1.3mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Necklace Closure: | Lobster claw |
Meridian Set | |
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Stud Dimensions: | 8 mm(H) x 8mm(W) |
Earring Crystal Size: | 140 x 1.5mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Earring Closure: | Butterfly clasp |
Pendant Dimensions: | 12mm(H) x 7.5mm(W) |
Snake Chain Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Pendant Crystal Size: | 140 x 1.5mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Necklace Closure: | Lobster claw |
Sophia Charm Set | |
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Bracelet Type: | Toggle clasp |
Bracelet Width: | 34.6 mm |
Bracelet Length: | 19 cm |
Bracelet Crystals: | 38 x 1.7 mm and 2 x 1.9 mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Bracelet Pendant: | 34.6 mm (H) |
Necklace Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Necklace Crystal: | 38 x 1.7 MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Necklace Pendants: | 1) 86.85 mm (H) x 11.5 mm (W) 2) 80.4 mm (H) x 12.7 mm (W) 3) 66.3 mm(H) x 11.5 mm (W) |
Luxurious Set | |
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Earrings Crystal: | 6mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Earrings Dimensions: | 6mm (H) x 6mm (W) |
Bracelet Crystal: | 41 x 5mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Bracelet Dimensions: | One size fits all, 4.4mm (W) |
Necklace Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Necklace Crystal: | 8mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Necklace Pendant: | 14.8mm (H) x 8 mm (W) |
Affinity Necklace | |
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Pendant Dimensions: | 18.5mm (H) x 19.8mm (W) |
Necklace Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Crystals: | 23 x 1.9mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Halo Necklace | |
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Pendant Dimensions: | 19mm |
Necklace Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Crystals: | 48 x 1.7mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Cherished Crystal Necklace | |
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Pendant Dimensions: | 18mm (H) x 13mm (W) |
Necklace Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Crystals: | 1 x 4.8mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Aztec Necklace | |
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Pendant Dimensions: | 9.4mm (H) x 4.1mm (W) |
Necklace Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Crystals: | 10 x 3mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
L'Amour Necklace | |
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Pendant Dimensions: | 23.9mm (H) x 24.2mm (W) |
Necklace Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Crystals: | 34 x 1.9mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Love Knot Necklace | |
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Pendant Dimensions: | 28.7mm (H) x 27.3mm (W) |
Necklace Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Crystals: | 4 x 2.3mm, 7 x 1.8mm & 6 x 3mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
Kiss By A Rose Necklace | |
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Pendant Dimensions: | 28.1mm (H) x 26.8mm (W) |
Necklace Length: | 17 inches + 3 inch extender |
Crystals: | 14 x 1.6mm & 16 x 1.7mm MADE WITH SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS |
*Rhodium color plated brass hardware
*Made in China
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Swarovski Elements Sets & Necklaces - Your Choice
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Swarovski Elements Sets & Necklaces - Your Choice
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